Every woman should be treated like a flower.
You drive me nuts, I mean absolutely crazy! But its only cuz I am so damn crazy about you.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself."
"I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal,
high enough so you can look up her dress." -
Im not overly obsessed, just overly crazy