Woman

Every woman should be treated like a flower.

You drive me nuts, I mean absolutely crazy! But its only cuz I am so damn crazy about you.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,

you're going to have trouble with it.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the

only time of the month that I can be myself."

"I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal,

high enough so you can look up her dress." -

Im not overly obsessed, just overly crazy